Ruby’s Blahhhg

I hate you so much it’s unbelievable. The best part is that you’re probably going to read this and not know that it’s you. UGH.

I’ve just (barely) survived one week + two days of school and I’m just x_x. On Monday, I nearly collapsed. On Tuesday, I fell asleep in PE. Fell asleep when marching (I’m in a uniformed group) on Wednesday. I don’t remember anything of Thursday but Friday kept me awake because of the people giggling during the sex talk. Geez people, you read yaoi. Nothing should be a surprise to you.

I don’t know how much longer I can do this without breaking down or spontaneously exploding into a million and one little ruby bits that can be sold on eBay. (Who would want to buy them though? They’re covered in blood and radiate stress.)

Now excuse me while I go sleep off the $20 worth of food from the stress-induced binge.

I’ve been puking all day today, I’m just super pissed. I can’t eat/drink anything without throwing it up. This has happened farrr too many times and every time it has, I end up going to the hospital for 2-3 days. Stupid IV Drip has to go on because I may die of not eating/drinking anything. x_x If I have to be warded, why is it during my hols? Gah. 

Story of my life. If I offend you in the next week, you know why.

In other news, you just lost the game. <3

My brother’s going for some birthday party and he decided to get his friend a present. He got one of those cheapo helicopters, you know the made in China kind with ridiculous wording? Yeah. (Dear Wayne, I am not being racist. Love, Ruby) Except this time it seems like the ridiculous worder happens to be a bit of a geek too. Ladies and gentlemen, I present the future of aviation!

(It was vertical when I put it in but WordPress seems to like stuff lying down so just imagine it’s the right way around)

Speaking of geeks, this guy has made a poster of 56 different kind of geeks.

http://digg.com/people/56_Types_of_Geeks

I think Outdoor Geeks and Fitness Geeks are oxymorons. I also think that the Poker Geek is just plain moronic. And there’s no such thing as an Apple Geek, we’re fanboys and fangirls. D: 

So question of the day. What kind of geek is everyone else? I’d tell you what I am but I think that’s pretty easy to guess.

So I decided to get a blag. Just for fun. Maybe now I’ll have something to do during my hols.

Besides my history project. And my science project. … And my math homework. 

I’m a procrastinator with a lot of things to do. Oh the thrills I will have.